Funny quotes.

Citatele astea spun foarte multe chestii amuzant de adevarate. Nu-i asa ?

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Hedy Lamarr

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Groucho Marx

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Mae West

Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
Steven Wright

Cele de mai sus au fost umpic mai serioase. De urmatoarele nu garantez...

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

Louis Hector Berlioz

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
[ Note to self : Hurtfully very true ! xD]


Mwhaha. Enjoy !